“Did It Hurt?”: Hilarious Things Kids Say About Your Tattoos

Tiny Minds, Big Questions, and Absolutely No Filter

Kids have an incredible ability to say whatever pops into their heads—especially when faced with something as eye-catching as a tattoo. Whether you’re rocking a full sleeve of skulls, a chest piece that screams rebellion, or a back tattoo worthy of a metal album cover, you’ve probably been on the receiving end of some brutally honest (and unintentionally hilarious) kid commentary.

If you live loud, inked up, and unapologetically alternative, get ready to laugh (or cringe) at these golden one-liners from the tiny, unfiltered minds of the next generation.

1. “Is That a Sticker?”

Kids are used to temporary tattoos, so when they see your elaborate ink, their first instinct is to try and peel it off. The level of betrayal they feel when they realize it’s permanent is priceless.

“Whoa! That’s a cool sticker. Can I have one?”
“Wait… why won’t it come off?”
“Did you draw that with markers?”

At this point, you have two choices: break their little hearts with the reality of tattoo permanence or play along and let them believe you have the world’s most stubborn sticker collection.

2. “Did It Hurt? Like, a REALLY Big Boo-Boo?”

If there’s one thing kids love talking about, it’s injuries. They proudly show off every scraped knee and paper cut like battle scars. Naturally, when they see your tattoo, their first thought is that you must have endured the ultimate pain.

“Did it hurt more than a shark bite?”
“So… is your arm still broken?”
“Mom says I can’t get one ‘til I’m older. How old is ‘older’?”

Some kids go straight into “medical professional” mode and try to assess your pain levels like a tiny ER doctor. If they had a clipboard, they’d be charting your discomfort in smiley faces.

3. “What Happens If You Get Bored of It?”

Kids change their minds about everything—from their favorite color to what they want for lunch. The idea of making a permanent decision is absolutely mind-blowing to them.

“But… what if you don’t like it anymore?”
“Can you trade it for a new one?”
“Does it come off in the shower?”

Their horror intensifies when they realize you’re stuck with it. You can almost see their tiny brains computing the commitment.

4. “I’m Gonna Get a Dragon on My Face When I Grow Up!”

A kid’s imagination knows no bounds, and once they learn tattoos are an option, they go all-in. They won’t settle for a small wrist tattoo—they’re thinking full-body fantasy warrior.

“I want a rainbow tiger that shoots lasers.”
“I’m getting a dragon on my face, but only if Mom says it’s okay.”
“I think you should get a unicorn. Or a dinosaur. Or BOTH!”

Watch out—this is how future rockstars, bikers, and tattoo artists are born.

5. “Does It Move?” (Because Apparently, Tattoos Should Be Magic)

With animated cartoons, video games, and augmented reality, some kids expect everything to move—including your ink.

“Make the snake slither!”
“Does the skull talk?”
“Can you change the colors when you want?”

Sorry, kiddo, no sorcery here—just epic body art.

Wear Your Ink Like a Badge of Honor

At Loud & Lethal, we know tattoos aren’t just art—they’re battle scars, declarations of identity, and personal history inked into skin. Just like your tattoos, our apparel is made to last—bold, rebellious, and unapologetically expressive. With eco-friendly practices, long-lasting prints, and original in-house artwork, we craft clothing for those who dare to stand out.

So, whether kids think your ink is a magical sticker, a battle wound, or a moving picture, wear it with pride—because being different is the best thing you can be.

Stay loud. Stay lethal. Stay inked.